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THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

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"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

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current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

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you’re about as irrelevant as Mean Girls 2

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my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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